I was fascinated by the array of male genitalia on display. I felt like I was in the produce section of an exotic supermarket: no poking or squeezing, please.

– from “The Naked Truth

Books

Yes, it’s ironic that someone with a Ph.D. wrote two books with Dummies and Idiots in the title. Now let’s move on — to September 2009, when the publication of Am I Boring My Dog (Alpha/Penguin) marked departure from travel guides altogether. See my blog, Will My Dog Hate Me? for more details.

Frommer’s San Antonio and Austin

The Complete Idiot’s Travel Guide to Mexico’s Beach Resorts

Arizona for Dummies

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